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grizelda wrote : No you are bragging          us poor people on the other side of the world only get 1 race. I am happy for you to be able to have all those places on your back door step. Well, we have New Zealand.       Beautiful place but just can't stand the accent. I think when anyone goes away they should send us all postcards from where they are. I want lots of photos Jackie.

Could they have a race in NZ!!! Can sheep ride motorbikes??

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grizelda wrote : I want a postcard from Tauvillia and make sure you take lots of photos. Well Miss Lucky dont think you have all the fun I am going to Bruny Island for 2 nights, so there, bet your green with envy.

Can I have a postcard too miss!!

Bruny Island!!!! Well well...



http://www.bruny-island.net/

I make note of this comment in their brouchure..

Bruny Island has all types of Accommodation catering  for Travellers,  Holiday Makers and those looking for a 'special place' for a honeymoon, anniversary occasions...


Love is in the air!!!

       


 

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Maree wrote :   Can sheep ride motorbikes??

If i was there seeing them doing that to a sweet sheep...they will not have sex for a long time..much to painfull..i would just put them down on the street and ride their own bike right between their legs untill their balls pop out and their dick is blue for a couple of months

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get the f**k on, cause we're going down the tracks'.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.'

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.'

She hears the little boy continue,

'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'

As the mother began to smile, the child added..........

'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen.'

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grizelda wrote : I also thought of another idea if anyone out of Australia wants a memento from the Aus Gp we could send something like the program or stubby holder etc.

Good idea!! If anyone does want something from Phillip Island let us know!! I'm sure we could fit in a spot of souvenir shopping!!

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grizelda wrote : Remember Maree I am going with my husband the Kraut as I have all told you NO EMOTIONS, I am afraid the only love affair going on will be me eating as many Bruny Island Oysters as I can they are the best oysters ever and only $9.00 a dozen. I guess I will have to start the postcard thing off so if you want one pm me your postal address and I shall send you one.

You never know!! He mighteat oysters too!!

I'll send my address, but I thought you had it!!

I just emailed you my address!!

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Maree wrote : I just emailed you my address!!

So did i!!

Send me yors to Maree..if you want..let the postcard race begin