How many motorcycle forum members does it take to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn’t the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.  

--Last edited by Lillisue on 2008-06-05 23:21:31 --

           

Lillisue, that is spot on !

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jrcambs wrote : That is excellent Lillisue     ...By which time the bulb has blown again and everyone has decided just to pretend it didn't happen and continue in the dark!

More likely that ..If a light bulb got "blown" on that site it was probably "off topic" and would be banned or infractioned!!

LMAO the infractionator

He's an evil little bastard..

           

Jackie you are hilarious.... as always

@ Grizzy.....
Love them...



What about

Poke Magee Syndrome!!

Post Magee Sex!!!    

Perfect Magee Sweetness      

The same here...a postcard from the doctor himself is the least you can do after bragging about the trip you are going to make!!
Not thinking twice about some people who just don't have the luck to go to a race    
So Miss Lucky is a good name for you so make sure we..the ones who are left behind...expect a card    

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jrcambs wrote : About the trip to Misano - I didn't mean to brag, I was just so excited about it and I still am! Of course I will send you a postcard - if you let me know your addresses. I would willingly take you all along with me - that would be fun! Tavullia would not know what had hit it...especially if we do all really look like those trolls - the one of me is spot on!

    Mine is spot on toooo!I was just joking about the bragging Jackie...but i must admit...i am jealous